John Webster

Eagles commonly fly alone. They are crows, daws, and starlings that flock together.

Lay this unto your breast: Old friends, like old swords, still are trusted best.

Men often are valued high, when they are most wretched.

We did the 'MacGruber' Super Bowl spot for Pepsi, which generated some outside interest. We have a sketch where a guy blows up after 90 seconds. How are we going to make that into a movie?

My first career ambitions involved turning into a boy; I intended to be either a railway guard or a knight errant.

The blessing that this film business has given me is that when I walk into a school I automatically have everyone's attention. They want to hear what the guy from 'Con Air' and 'Desperado' has to say.